Trying to be quiet in the night time.
Floor: we're actually 30% more squeaky tonight
Phone: [drops off the side of the bed] hah
Headphones: LOL YOU FORGOT TO PLUG US IN
Food: that's right...crinkle the cellophane
Toilet: AJSHAJSWEBWHSUWE2NBS SKHHHHHHH
Keyboard keys: TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPCLICK
zillybooradley: I was trying to say “Oh God, I’m hilarious” in Japanese to post in a facebook comment So I google translated it I decided to check to make sure it was right, so I copied the Japanese into the first window and translated it to english WOW GOOGLE